Llamas VS Chuck Norris

It's the debate that we've all been waiting for...just who is better? Well, after extensive research into these fascinating subjects, here's what I've come up with...

Age:

Llamas have been on this planet for 40 million years. Yep, FORTY MILLION. Since the ice age they've been lingering around, spitting on tourists around the world. Who knows, maybe one of them spat on Hilter? Very patriotic, those llamas.

Chuck Norris has also been on this planet for 40 million years. But from what I can see, 10 million of these years have been spent fighting various people, and the other 30 million being a meme.

Height:

Llamas are, on average, six foot tall. Chuck Norris is, on a good day, 5"10. The way I see this, is that if there's a fence or a really tall hedge, then llamas have definitely got the upper hand. However, I imagine that if Chuck were to embark on a career as a ballet dancer, he would be very graceful. I would go so far as to say he would be RAVISHING...but I digress.

Fire resistant-ness:

Llamas are fireproof...well their fur is anyway. And I 've heard rumours that Chuck Norris's beard is fireproof...so it's really a tie in that respect. Also, if you're a Chuck Norris/Llama-hating pyromaniac then it sucks to be you right now.

Birth:

Llamas can give birth in half an hour, whilst standing up. Can you do that Chuck? CAN YOU? Didn't think so.

WINNER - Just by a (fireproof) hair, Llamas win...this time.